One day, at the airport...

I was standing at the bar of the Tom Bradley International Terminal at LAX when this small Asian guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer. 

I asked him, "Excuse me, but do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?" 

He said, "No." 

Then he scowled at me and said, "Hey... why are you asking me a question like that? Is it because I'm Asian?" 

 "No," I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little dick." 



 (Thanks, Billy!)