One day, at the retirement home

Some older people at a retirement home are complaining about getting older. One picks up his coffee and says, "I'm getting so old I can barely lift my arm to pick up my coffee."

Someone sitting next to him says, "My cataracts are so bad I can barely see my coffee."

Someone behind them then says, "I can't even turn my head anymore" and everyone in the room nods in agreement.

The optimist among them then says, "Hey it’s not so bad; at least we all still have our drivers’ licenses!"


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