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Wednesday, September 30, 2015
Tuesday, September 29, 2015
Monday, September 28, 2015
Monday Mind Game
Alone I am 24th.
With a friend, I am 20.
With another friend, I am dirty.
What am I?
Give up?
Drag your cursor between the asterisks for the answer
Weenie.
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The letter 'x'. It is the 24th letter of the alphabet, XX in Roman numerals is 20, and XXX is a label for dirty movies.
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Sunday, September 27, 2015
Marlin's joke in "Finding Nemo"
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anenomes?"
Saturday, September 26, 2015
One day, on an old country road...
A cop pulled a driver over for speeding. He walked up to the driver's side and said, "Do you know how fast you were going, sir?"
The guy replied, "I was just trying to keep up with traffic."
The cop looked around then said, "There IS no traffic."
And the guy replied, "I know! That's how far behind I am!"
The guy replied, "I was just trying to keep up with traffic."
The cop looked around then said, "There IS no traffic."
And the guy replied, "I know! That's how far behind I am!"
