Chaos Unbridled

Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Website Wednesday 15.35

"Peeing like a baby on a changing table
into the brisk digital wind..."

I like Freudian Slips as much as the next gay.

Top of the Heap: The science behind the most delicious cookie ever (Thanks, Melody!)

The 2015 Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest Winners

The Force Awakens to force other movies off IMAX screens for a month (even in museums!)

The Top 10 One-Liners from the Edinburgh Fringe Festival

A Parent's Guide to Dropping Your Kid Off At College

12 Outrageous Bacon Treats (just in time for Labor Day!)

10 Fascinating Facts About Blade Runner

Here's a twofer - A Guide to Eating at Disney World. It’s massive, so start here

If you remember these 11 car features, you're old!

The Obituary of Rick Rice (I would've loved to have known this guy!)

The Top 10 Mechanic Scams

HiddenYouTube Secrets

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Tuesday, September 1, 2015

The Bus to Hogwarts

I'd love it if there was a streaming video of this...

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Bert's Boots

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat, Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert. Shouda bought a hat."

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