For the sake of
realism, they really should make few scenes where Superman arrives at the bad
guys' lair covered in bug and bird guts.
~~~~~
When I was
a kid we all played spin the bottle. A girl would spin the bottle and if it
pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could choose to either kiss you or
give you a penny. By the time I was 16 I
owned my own house.
~~~~~
Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay
sounds like a lot of fun if you don’t know what either of those things are.
~~~~~
You'll never guess what I killed in
my bathroom this morning: virtually every living thing within 20 feet.
~~~~~
Whenever people say, "If you're
going to move to a new country, learn the language!" I just stay quiet. I
would say something, but I don't know the Cherokee word for "irony."
~~~~~
They say any publicity is good
publicity, so I guess I shouldn't complain, but I can't help feeling a little
insulted. And confused. I had always thought those "Worst Dressed" lists
were limited to famous people.
~~~~~
I had an idea for a movie plot where
a retired CIA agent searches for his kidnapped daughter in Paris, but it turns
out that idea was taken. I had another idea where the same guy and his wife are
kidnapped in Istanbul, but it turns out that idea was taken too.
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