Underneath
it all, we’re all just a bunch of nudists.
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BREAKING
NEWS: Small-scale earthquake completely destroys Etchasketchistan.
~~~~~
If
there’s two things I’ve learned in life, it’s that I really awful at counting.
~~~~~
Me:
“Ummm… how much is the rent for this amazing apartment?”
“Sir,
this is the wine section at Safeway.”
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My
friend was bleeding out after getting shot, and so I decided to help until the
paramedics arrived. It said in the First
Aid book to “apply pressure.”
So I
told him that if he doesn’t stop bleeding, he’s gonna die.
~~~~~
British
call cigarettes, “fags.”
They
call homosexuals, “people.”
~~~~~
A fossil of a
jawbone was recently found that was believed to be over 1,000,000 years old.
Scientists
knew that it belonged to a woman as it was still moving.
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