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Saturday, July 11, 2015

One day, while at death's door...

An elderly man lay dying on his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of chocolate chip cookies wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself from the bed. Leaning against the wall, he slowly made his way out of the bedroom and, with even greater effort, gripping the railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs. 

With labored breath, he leaned against the doorframe, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for there, spread out upon the waxed paper of the kitchen table, were dozens of his cookies.

Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of heroic love from his devoted wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left this world a happy man?

Mustering one great effort, he threw himself towards the table, landing on his knees in a rumpled posture. His parched lips parted. He could almost taste the warm deliciousness before it was in his mouth, seemingly bringing him back to life. The aged and withered hand trembled on its way to the nearest cookie at the edge of the table, when his wife suddenly smacked his hand with a spatula...

"Buzz off" she said, "They're for the funeral."

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