2. “If you were an enzyme, I’d be a DNA synthase so I could unzip your genes”
3. “You must be the square root of -1 because you can’t be real”
4. “Are you less than 90 degrees? Because you are acute girl”
5. “I wish I was Adenine, so I could be paired with U”
6. “If I could make any compound, I’d make Uranium Iodide, to put U and I together”
7. “Are you the square root of two? Because you make me feel irrational”
8. "Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type"
9. "Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty"
10. "I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes"
11. "You auto-complete me"
12. "Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop"
13. "Roses are #ff0000, violets are 0000ff, all my base are belong to you"
14. "Gurl are you doge, because wow"
15. "Do you want to seize the day, because carpe dayum"
8. "Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type"
9. "Your beauty rivals the graphics of Call of Duty"
10. "I must be using Apple maps, because I keep getting lost in your eyes"
11. "You auto-complete me"
12. "Girl, you are hotter than the bottom of my laptop"
13. "Roses are #ff0000, violets are 0000ff, all my base are belong to you"
14. "Gurl are you doge, because wow"
15. "Do you want to seize the day, because carpe dayum"
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