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SKIP'S HOUSE OF CHAOS IS BACK!
After a 9-month unavoidable absence, the original Skip's House of Chaos is back online. From now until December 31, both it and Chaos Unbridled (this one) will run concurrently. As of January 1, 2016, this site will become inactive (but all previous posts will remain available), and all new posts will be solely on the new (old) site.
A call into police headquarters
A police officer radios in to headquarters:
"Hey, is that you, Sarge?"
"Yes, go ahead"
"We have a case here. A woman has just shot her husband to death for stepping on the floor that she had just mopped clean."
"Okay, have you arrested the woman?"
"No sir, not yet. The floor is still wet."
(Thanks, Jon!)
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