One day, at the pharmacy...

A man walked into a drug store and asked to speak with a male
 pharmacist. 

The woman to whom he was speaking said that she and her sister were the only 
pharmacists, and they owned the store, and that there were no male employees. 
 
Then she asked how she could help him.

The man reiterated that he really would
’ve preferred to speak with a male pharmacist. Again, she assured him that she was completely professional and whatever it was that he needed to discuss, he could be confident that she would treat him with a high level of professionalism.
 


He reluctantly agreed and began by saying, "As a shy man, this is difficult for me to discuss, but here goes. I get erections every day that last more than four hours. This condition causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me 
for it?" 
  


The pharmacist said, "Just a minute, let me talk this over with my sister."

When she returned, she said, "We discussed it at length
and this is the absolute best we can do: 

     * 1/3 ownership in the  store, 


     * a company pickup truck, 


     * a king size bed  and 


     * $3,000 a month in living expenses."

(Thanks, Billy!)