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Monday, March 9, 2015

One day, while visiting my sister...

I met a guy I knew in high school this weekend in Seattle while I was up visiting my sister.  He started bragging about how successful he was, and that he had gotten engaged.  Then he showed me a picture of his fiancé.

“She’s beautiful, isn’t she?” he asked.

I said, “Man, if you think SHE’S beautiful, you should see my girlfriend…”

“Is she stunning, too?”

“No, she’s an optician.”



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