One day, in the principal's office...

A misbehaving student is sent to the principal’s office.

The principal looks up from his desk then asks, “What is your name, young man?”, and the kid says, “D-d-d-dav-dav-david, sir.”

Then the principal says, “Hmmm. Do you have a stutter?”

And the kid replies, “No sir, my dad has a stutter, but the guy who registered my name was an asshole.”


(Thanks, Linda!)