Congratulations to Team USA for beating former champions Japan to become the first nation to win three Women’s World Cups.
Wow, the US hasn’t bombed on Japan that bad since the 2012 Olympics when we netted 103 medals and Japan only got 38.
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Wait… what did you think I was going to say?
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New Rule: As long as a US team is a World Cup champion, all other countries must defer to us and call it "soccer." You have to win back the naming rights to your sport, Other Countries.
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It must be really tough to play a “Q” tile in Scrabble in England when you have to waste the “U” on words like “colour” and “labour”.
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Here’s something to ponder: With Barack Obama soon to relinquish his role as President, America will be the first country in modern history to go back after going black.
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Although Bill Cosby is no longer doing Jell-O commercials, I’m thinking he could always go to work for CapitalOne credit cards. And when he gets to the part where he says “No blackout dates,” he can give the camera a wink.
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One day Canada will take over the world.
Then we’ll all be sorry.
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It’s really not all that difficult to tell the difference between crocodiles and alligators. One will see you in a while whereas the other one will see you later.
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how did Harry Potter get down the hill?
by walking
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jk rowling
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I highly doubt any alcohol or vodka will solve any of my life's problems
But I guess it's still worth the... shot
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I’m a little disappointed that the people
who make Head and Shoulders have not yet taken the initiative to come up with a
shower gel called Knees and Toes.
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