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Marlin's joke in "Finding Nemo"
All right, I know one joke. Um, there's a mollusk, see? And he walks up to a sea...
Well, he doesn't walk up, he swims up.
Well, actually, the mollusk isn't moving, he's in one place.
And then the sea cucumber, well, they... I mixed up.
There was a mollusk and a sea cucumber. None of them were walking, so forget that...
There was this mollusk and he walks up to a sea cucumber. Normally they don't talk, sea cucumbers, but in a joke, everyone talks.
So just then, the sea cucumber looks over to the mollusk and says, "With fronds like these, who needs anenomes?"
Funny joke!
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ReplyDeleteyou have to be a scientist or like science to get it.
ReplyDeleteVery epic, the epitome of television, I shed a tear every time this joke passes my ears or eyes
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Deletei love this joke i read it to my friends all the time
ReplyDeletewith friends like these who needs enemies?
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ReplyDeleteI randomly thought to my self after 10 years of not watching finding nemo, wtf did the sea cucumber say
ReplyDelete🤷🤷 The Sea Cucumber probably didn't say anything. Because he was just stoked that for once, he wasn't getting jerked off by someone so he'd ejaculate he's guts, to escape "anemones" & finally found a "frond"
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ReplyDeleteYou realize fronds are regenerative limbs right? The joke is..... who needs to hide when getting your limbs ripped off grows new creatures. It is funny because a) marlin is shticking his way of living (most common form of comedy) and b) both mollusks and sea cucumbers regrow full new bodies from missing limbs. It really is quite funny if you have even a basic sense of marine biology.
ReplyDeleteYeah to add on to people confused anemones are protective houses that sting other fish so clownfish like marlin hide in them
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