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Tuesday, November 24, 2015

One day, at the seafood market...

A Japanese man goes to the seafood market to buy his dinner. He purchases a live lobster and a live catfish, then walks home.

Unfortunately, on the way home he doesn’t look both ways crossing the street, and is hit by a large truck. The man and the lobster are both killed instantly.

By some miracle, the catfish survives.


Because, you see, the others were both crustaceans.


(Thanks, Phil!)

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