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Monday, November 23, 2015

Signs You Are A Full-Fledged Adult


You're somewhat mature.

You drink real wine now. And it's not out of a box. Or a bag.

Your idea of a fun, impulse buy involves sink accessories.


You now side with the adult characters in children's movies


You can't even count all your bills on your fingers and toes.


Your adulting has actually caught you off guard.



You have to take care of yourself now.


You have to schedule your own doctor appointments and checkups.


You've done reckless shit like this:


Your perspective has totally shifted...


Like, wildly shifted

You actively miss playgrounds


You recognize that you harness great powers.


You basically have no idea what you're doing. And that's okay
expectations:


reality:




(MANY more here)


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