How many
altos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None.
They can’t get that high.
How many
sopranos does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. She
holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.
How many
singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two. An
alto to actually do it, and a soprano to stand by and ask, “Isn’t that a little
high for you?”
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