A lovely lady walks into a Mercedes dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, she lets out a loud fart. EXTREMELY embarrassed, she looks around to see if anyone had noticed her little accident. She turns back, and there, standing next to her, is a salesman.
"Good day, Ma’am. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?”
He answers, “Ma’am, if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price.”
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