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Friday, August 7, 2015

One day, at the golf club...

Usain Bolt goes to a golf course. He walks into the clubhouse to get his membership and play a round.

The receptionist says “Sorry Sir, we don't allow black people in this golf club.”

“That is ridiculous! It’s 2015 and you don't allow black people in your golf club?”

“Please don't make a scene, sir. There’s another golf club 5 minutes down the road and they will let you in.”

“But I'm Usain Bolt!”


“OK then, 2 minutes.”

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