US Foreign Relations if Countries Were Exes

United Kingdom - The one you've become really good friends with.

Mexico - The one that wanted to move in together on the first date.

North Korea - The crazy one who threatened to kill you if you ended it.

Italy - The one you dated for their cooking.

France - The one who's parents thought you were beneath them.

Ireland - The fun drunk. Had trust issues about you and Britain.

Germany - The angry drunk. Also had trust issues about you and Britain.

Canada - The one your parents wanted you to marry. Wanted a threesome with Britain.

Russia - The one that was way too similar to you for comfort.

Poland - The one you dated to get back at your ex.

Iran - The one you’re not on speaking terms with since they "changed."

Cuba - The one you’re not on speaking terms with but don't remember why.

Philippines - The one that got away.

Panama - The one you dated in a middle school because they had a pool.

Saudi Arabia - The one you made excuses for because they gave you nice things.

Pakistan - The one you never trusted.

India - You aren't sure what happened here, but you seem to get along alright.

Vietnam - The one who tried to break up with you several times.

Japan - The one you still feel guilty about what you did to them.

China - The one you still owe money.

Colombia - The one you tried to help with their coke problem but only made it worse.

Brazil - The hot one who was a freak in bed. Too freaky.

Australia - The one you tried to keep a long distance relationship with.

Somalia - The one you don't talk about.

South Africa - The one that used to get along too well with your racist cousin.

Iraq - The one whose life is a mess because of you.


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