Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get presents from Santa?
Because the rest of the letters were not-E
What did the bad soccer announcer get for Christmas?
COOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLL!!!!
What’s the best Christmas present to get?
A broken drum - you just can’t beat it.
What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
“Do you smell carrots?”
What’s the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has no L
What do you call a hip-hop elf?
A wrapper
Why is Santa so jolly?
Because he knows where all the naughty girls live
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic
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