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Monday, December 14, 2015

Emergency Pizza

Portable Pizza Pouch Let's You Carry
an Extra Slice Everywhere You Go!

From Elite Daily:


If I had to eat pizza every day for the rest of my life, it'd be more a blessing than anything. That's exactly why I'm pleased to know this Portable Pizza Pouch actually exists.

I'm not kidding. There's a pouch that allows you to slide a slice of pizza in it and wear it around your neck in case you have a craving attack and need to save your own life. Hey, it happens!

This brilliant invention is sold by Stupidiotic.

The product's description says,

Just wearing this Pizza Pouch will instantly make you more popular and attractive. It's a bold (and delicious) fashion statement. Portable pizza. The best invention since delivery.

See, *I* would've said the best invention since yoga pants.

Which, in hindsight, is probably why I never really excelled at advertising. 


Thanks, Will!

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