Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.
“In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.”
The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It's a candle,” he said.
Saint Peter replies, “You may pass through the pearly gates.”
The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, “They're bells.”
Saint Peter then said, “You may pass through the pearly gates.”
The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, “And just are those supposed to symbolize?”
The paddy replied, "They’re Carol’s.”
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