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After a 9-month unavoidable absence, the original Skip's House of Chaos is back online. From now until December 31, both it and Chaos Unbridled (this one) will run concurrently. As of January 1, 2016, this site will become inactive (but all previous posts will remain available), and all new posts will be solely on the new (old) site.

Sunday, June 14, 2015

One day, on a plane...

A vulture walks onto a plane with a dead raccoon under one arm and a dead opossum under the other, and the flight attendant tells him he'll have to gate check one or the other.

When asked why, the flight attendant replied, "Because you're only allowed one carrion."


(I'll show myself out...)


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