Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them
collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy whips out his phone and dials 911. He gasps,
"My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make
sure he's dead."
There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard.
Back on the phone, the guy says "Okay, now what?"
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