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Tuesday, June 9, 2015

Things About Men That Baffle Women (and their answers)


1. Because we’re men. It’s just another of life’s great challenges

2. Everything and anything IS a sexual innuendo
      (For example, the word “innuendo” itself… C'mon, that’s like fishing with dynamite)

3. The only thing that bothers us is how to hog-tie a panther

4. Ahem. Unless the pants are skin-tight, no worries.  By the way, your panty lines are showing.

5. Wait, what?

6. That’s because we use them more than most of the rest of our bodies

7. Well, HAVE you?

8. How can you write your name in the snow while lying down?

9. We can do it either way. We’re adaptable.

10. We want to make sure everything is out. You can’t do that in 15 seconds.

11. No

12. We do when we poop. And unless we piss on our hands, it’s optional.

13. Oh, do you REALLY want to go there, Ms PMS-24/7?

14. Yeah, but what happens when a panther is after you and you expect US to take care of it for you?

15. Right.  But when we DO do those things, like
          working our hair – we’re shallow and vain
          little half-smiles – we’re smug
          shirts riding up – we’re slobs


     Quite frankly, most of us are amazed what you see in us ANYWAY. 

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