1. Because we’re men. It’s just
another of life’s great challenges
2. Everything and anything IS a
sexual innuendo
(For example, the word “innuendo” itself… C'mon, that’s like fishing with
dynamite)
3. The only thing that bothers us
is how to hog-tie a panther
4. Ahem. Unless the pants are
skin-tight, no worries. By the way, your
panty lines are showing.
5. Wait, what?
6. That’s because we use them more
than most of the rest of our bodies
7. Well, HAVE you?
8. How can you write your name in
the snow while lying down?
9. We can do it either way. We’re
adaptable.
10. We want to make sure everything
is out. You can’t do that in 15 seconds.
11. No
12. We do when we poop. And unless
we piss on our hands, it’s optional.
13. Oh, do you REALLY want to go
there, Ms PMS-24/7?
14. Yeah, but what happens when a
panther is after you and you expect US to take care of it for you?
15. Right. But when we DO do those things, like
working our hair – we’re
shallow and vain
little half-smiles – we’re
smug
shirts riding up – we’re slobs
Quite frankly, most of us are amazed what you see in us ANYWAY.
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