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Saturday, June 20, 2015

The 29 Dumbest Questions Ever Asked Online

  1. Should I tell my parents I'm adopted?

  2. Do midgets have night vision?

  3. If I eat myself, will I get twice as big or disappear completely?

  4. Does it take 18 months for twins to be born?

  5. Do you think NASA invented thunderstorms to cover up the sound of space battles?

  6. I swallowed an ice cube whole - why haven't I pooped it out?

  7. How big is the specific ocean?

  8. How can I be sure I'm the real mom of my kid?

  9. Is there a pill that'll make me gay?

10. How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers?
         (Incidentally, this was asked on Yahoo! Answers.)

11. Why are the holes in cats' fur always in the right places for their eyes?

12. With is Obama's last name? Does anyone know?

13. How far of a drive is it from Miami to Florida?

14.  What does a quarter till 4 mean? Like, why is it called that? Cause a quarter is worth 25 cents, so why is it 15 min?

15. I'm so lost! Isn't the NFL just for the US? How does New England have a team?

16. Is African a religion?

17. Are chickens considered animals or birds?

18. Is it possible for tattoos to get passed on genetically from parent to child?

19. If I shave my golden retriever like a lion, with the other dogs respect him more?

20. Can your baby get pregnant if you have sex while pregnant?

21. Where do lost socks go when they are missing?

22. What happens to people born on Feb 29? Do they stay one until 4 years pass?

23. Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes?

24. At what age does a boy period start?

25. Why doesn't the Earth fall down?

26. If Batman's parents are dead, then how was he born?

27. Is an egg a fruit or a vegetable?

28. Is whale sperm the reason why the ocean is so salty?

29. What would happen if I hired 2 private investigators to follow each other?

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