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Tuesday, May 19, 2015

Brake Fluid


A mechanic noticed his co-worker drinking brake fluid at lunch.

"What are you doing, man? You can't drink that stuff!"

"Relax," replied his co-worker, "This stuff tastes pretty good, and I don't drink it all the time."

"Seriously," the mechanic exclaimed, "that’s brake fluid! It’s poison!"

"Hey, man," yelled the co-worker, "Back off! I can stop any time I want."



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