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Thursday, May 21, 2015

One day, at the Army hospital...

A General is making the rounds in an Army hospital, visiting the sick soldiers. 

He goes up to one private and asks: "What's your problem, Soldier?"

"CHRONIC SYPHILLIS, SIR!!”

"What treatment are you getting?"

"FIVE MINUTES WITH THE WIRE BRUSH EACH DAY, SIR!!"

"What's your ambition?"

"TO GET BACK TO THE FRONT, SIR!!"

"Good man." says the General.


He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"

"CHRONIC PILES, SIR!!”

"What treatment are you getting?"

"FIVE MINUTES WITH THE WIRE BRUSH EACH DAY, SIR!!"

"What's your ambition?"

"TO GET BACK TO THE FRONT, SIR!!"

"Good man." says the General.


He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem, Soldier?"

"CHRONIC GUM DISEASE, SIR!!”

"What treatment are you getting?"

"FIVE MINUTES WITH THE WIRE BRUSH EACH DAY, SIR!!"

"What's your ambition?"


"TO THE WIRE BRUSH BEFORE THOSE OTHER TWO GUYS, SIR!!"

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