A General is making the rounds in an Army hospital,
visiting the sick soldiers.
He goes up to one private and asks: "What's your
problem, Soldier?"
"CHRONIC SYPHILLIS, SIR!!”
"What treatment are you getting?"
"FIVE MINUTES WITH THE WIRE BRUSH EACH DAY, SIR!!"
"What's your ambition?"
"TO GET BACK TO THE FRONT, SIR!!"
"Good man." says the General.
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem,
Soldier?"
"CHRONIC PILES, SIR!!”
"What treatment are you getting?"
"FIVE MINUTES WITH THE WIRE BRUSH EACH DAY, SIR!!"
"What's your ambition?"
"TO GET BACK TO THE FRONT, SIR!!"
"Good man." says the General.
He goes to the next bed. "What's your problem,
Soldier?"
"CHRONIC GUM DISEASE, SIR!!”
"What treatment are you getting?"
"FIVE MINUTES WITH THE WIRE BRUSH EACH DAY, SIR!!"
"What's your ambition?"
"TO THE WIRE BRUSH BEFORE THOSE OTHER TWO GUYS, SIR!!"
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