I was standing at the bar of the Tom Bradley International Terminal at LAX when this small Asian guy comes in, stands next to me and starts drinking a beer.
I asked him, "Excuse me, but do you know any of those martial arts things, like Kung-Fu, Karate or Ju-Jitsu ?"
He said, "No."
Then he scowled at me and said, "Hey... why are you asking me a question like that? Is it because I'm Asian?"
"No," I said, "It's because you're drinking my beer, you little dick."
(Thanks, Billy!)
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