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SKIP'S HOUSE OF CHAOS IS BACK!

After a 9-month unavoidable absence, the original Skip's House of Chaos is back online. From now until December 31, both it and Chaos Unbridled (this one) will run concurrently. As of January 1, 2016, this site will become inactive (but all previous posts will remain available), and all new posts will be solely on the new (old) site.

Saturday, May 23, 2015

God's Three Mistakes

...are, in this order...

1. MUSTARD
I had an unfortunate experience with mustard as a child


2. PICKLES
Pickles are nothing more than cucumbers soaked in pure evil.


3. and ANYTHING ELSE I DON'T LIKE



Which includes, but is not necessarily limited to:

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